The Chinchilla ([info]dachinchilla) wrote,
@ 2009-02-04 09:14:00
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Current mood: heh heh heh
Current music:Lady GaGa - Just Dance
Entry tags:die hard, fangirlism, fic

Drabble: Die Hard 4.0
I'm still in the process of writing my Die Hard crackfic, so I did some googling of pictures because I need visual references to keep the characters in my head, and I came upon:



My brain did an asplodey thing at the cuteness. I don't know whose face is the most LOL-worthy, Justin's WTF or Bruce's deadpan or Maggie's cluelessness. Then I cackled all the way while driving to work, and wrote a crack drabble which has nothing to do with the photo, but everything to do with how much it makes me go heh heh heh in general.












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Title: A Type
Fandom: Die Hard 4.0 / Live Free or Die Hard
Genre: Crack drabble crossover, 100 words exactly.
Rating: G.

It’s Matt’s idea and Matt’s money, so John doesn’t complain that much when he’s dragged across hundreds of miles of ocean for a baguette – which is really what the whole exercise boils down to.

Matt keeps reminding him every five minutes to not go ugly American on the funny-smelling folk, and John thinks that just might be possible until a car that’s missing two wheels flips through the bistro window and screeches across the floor to crash into the back wall.

Frank Martin limps out and asks to borrow Matt’s phone.

Matt’s eyes are glazed over, so John cuffs him.

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Visual reference for poor souls who don't know Frank Martin.



I still haven't watched Transporter 2 yet, though... Maybe I should have a Die Hard-Transporter marathon, alternating between one and the other?




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[info]serabut
2009-02-04 02:25 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[info]dachinchilla
2009-02-04 02:57 am UTC (link)
It just occurred to me that Louis Leterrier is Matt Farrell type. XD

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[info]snx8
2009-02-04 02:38 am UTC (link)
i lol-ed so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THAT PICTURE IS SCHO CUTE!!!

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[info]dachinchilla
2009-02-04 02:47 am UTC (link)
Yaaaaaaaaaay! (I amuse myself so much.)

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[info]green_grrl
2009-02-04 03:39 am UTC (link)
Matt keeps reminding him every five minutes to not go ugly American on the funny-smelling folk

Eh heh heh heh heh!

(And oh, how cute are Bruce and Justin together? :-)

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[info]dachinchilla
2009-02-04 01:34 pm UTC (link)
And oh, how cute are Bruce and Justin together?

They are! For all the danger it does to my brain, they are!

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[info]minttown1
2009-02-04 04:20 am UTC (link)
Hee!

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[info]aliaswestgate
2009-02-04 07:36 am UTC (link)
Playing up for the crowd in japan, are we Bruce? XD

Great little crossver too. Matt's got good taste in badasses. *snickers*

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[info]dachinchilla
2009-02-04 01:38 pm UTC (link)
Playing up for the crowd in japan, are we Bruce? XD

It's just so random and personal-space invasive, I LOVE IT. ♥

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[info]seraphina_snape
2009-02-04 11:25 am UTC (link)
Awesome. I think between John McClane and Frank Martin, they could possibly destroy half of Europe. (Note to self: Add 'Die Hard/Transporter crossover' to fanfic wishlist.)

~ sera

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[info]dachinchilla
2009-02-04 01:35 pm UTC (link)
I think between John McClane and Frank Martin, they could possibly destroy half of Europe.

There has to be lots and lots of stuff blowing up, while McClane is sarcastic and derisive of Martin's fancy-ass kung fooey.

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[info]evilweevil04
2009-02-04 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Hahah brilliant

I'd love to see more of this plz.

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[info]sylum_tru
2009-03-05 10:49 pm UTC (link)
\o/

seriously. that was just..oh the MENTAL IMAGES alone.

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[info]rubynye
2009-04-04 06:09 pm UTC (link)
If you heard a girl laughing in the distance just now, from the general direction of the NorthEastern US? That was me, reading this.

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